dinsdag, augustus 14, 2007

Antiek is cool

Deze keer gaat het niet over klakkemannen maar over echte antiek.

Ik heb mijn versie van World Of Warcraft besteld: De versie die is uitgebracht in 1899 wel te verstaan.



Deze versie is speciaal ontwikkeld toen men nog geen oplossing had voor de Millenium bug. :-)

maandag, augustus 13, 2007

Fanmail

Je houd het niet voor mogelijk maar sinds vandaag krijg ik fanmail !
Onbekende buitenlandse desperados sturen mij e-mail waarin ze mij -ja mij !- uitkiezen als eerste keus vervangsel voor hun teloorgegane grote liefde. Onderstaande mail kreeg ik dus persoonlijk aan mij gericht verstuurd. (OK, ze had mijn naam wel verkeerd gespelt maar we gaan nu niet miereneuken).

Momenteel ben ik in een bepaalde hoedanigheid die het mij onmogelijk maakt om op haar aanlokkelijk voorstel in te gaan dus mocht u, waarde lezer, zich geroepen voelen ga gerust uw gang. Mijn zegen heeft u.


Hello,

My name is Vera. I am 26 years old. I'm from Russia, city Yoshkar-Ola.

I live together with my mum and I work as adviser on sale home appliances.
I have many various hobbies: sport, a photo, drawing. I dream to have strong and happy family.
It's my purpose in life. I want to be happy and to do happy my family.
Recently I thought that I have it already.
However.......
I wish to tell you history which have pushed me write to you.
6-7 months ago I have got acquainted with man from your country.
His name is Peter. Our meeting was at a seminar in city St.Peterburg.
It was the working meeting. Between us began the novel.
It was so fast and I thought that it's my man. Through 3 days he has left home.
We have understood that letters can not replace our meeting face to face
again. Peter has told that I should arrive to him!!! I was very glad during that moment.
I wrote the application for reception visa. I waited reception of visa
approximately half of year.
All this time Peter called and wrote to me letters. All things was very good.
I have received the invitation from the ambassador for reception visa.
My director has given me holiday from work and I have gone to Moscow to receive visa.
I said this good news to Peter, but he told that he does not want our meeting.
He played with me. He has told me that he has wife with 3!!!!!! children and now he don't want our meeting. I have been broken...
I could not think that it was game with my feelings..... I did not think that people are so severe.......
Now I am in Moscow and waiting for reception visa.
I don't want that all was gone for nothing and will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting.
I could arrive already in 4-5 days, but I have problem. I don't know any man who would like my arrival.
I hope that it will not sound silly if I will ask you about our meeting and good time together..
I don't know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine if we could meet and have some weeks or months together.
I want to use my visa for trip to your country and search man with which I would like to have happy and strong family.
I was never married and have no any children. I'm woman which ready to creation family with good man.
I don't know about you anything, but I want it very much.
It would be fine if we could meet, to do friendship or more than simply friendship.
I will be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon.
I don't know about your plans at present time, but I sincerely hope that we can have meeting with you in the near future.
You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
I hope that you understand my English :) I began to study English approximately 1,5 year ago.

Write to me back and I will tell more about myself and send my photos.

Please, write to me back and send your photos on my regular e-mail:
verok_07@bk.ru

Have a good day,
Vera



Mijn antwoord:

Dier Olga,

Sorry for me inglish toe. I start study english last mont and the only ting I can make out of your email is tat you want to sent me som foto's. Plies sent foto's to me as I need some for me website "Look 'n Verschiet". You also sey Peter has left you alone in moskou but ten agein you need to know peter had to go bak hoom to his kids and waaif as you say yourself in your email. So I dont understend wat you are compleening about. Isn't it normal dat a man goos bak home after his bisinis trip and don't take his escort wit him mee?

But we have much comparisation as we bot learn inglish momentally. So plies sent me the foto's but also wraait some tekst on it toe so I can communiceet in inglish with you. We can come to be penfriend.

But dont come over to here as my waaif willn't be hapy wit dis and I dont want to be crippeld by her wen she find out I was having meeting wit you and was riding the curved skate. (it is scheve schaats but i dont noow the exact inglish word for it).
Also if you come over to here the police will catch you and set you in asylum center in Steenokkerzeel and export you bak to your house in rusia via airplane. I hear this trip bak hoom is not very comfortabel and funy.

I dont know also if I need to have a visa card to email to you but I think tis is misteek as email can send for gratis. I dont need to pay to sent email. it is this simpel. Do you have to pay with visa to send foto's and email in Rusia?

Vera I have to stop writing now as my waaif just comes inside and looks over my neck and see wat I wraait to you. We make deal : from now on I cal you Igor so my waaif does not get back tinkin and says I ride the curved skate.

Wel I hoop I will get a new email very rapidly from you my friend Igor ;-) and I wait very nervous for your foto's of the big fish you have captered in the Wolga.

Kind greets

Your pen friend

GM

En nu dus maar wachten op antwoord...

maandag, augustus 06, 2007

Zijn Wij Simpel ? Hij doet Simpel !

Mac freak zijnde, kwam ik dit ergens tegen op YouTube.
"Niet-zo'n-fan-van-M$" zijnde kon ik deze niet laten passeren.

Genoeg geleutert, vandaag uitzonderlijk een volledig multimediale Zijn Wij Simpel !

Hij doet simpel


Om dit multimediaal wonder van Simpelheid te aanschouwen heb je Apple's QuickTime nodig.